Does the Goddess no longer care
For poor Vaup nearing Crausaar's Lair
Cesca Andon is yelling no
Mother Rees though has told her to go
But McCalla's nowhere to be seen
As she stalks through the woods so green
To the Black Handed brigand's view
And her sword is a flashing sheen
But the battle's a minor war
For she's fought it ten times before
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on
Giants lurking in the back woods
Oh man, look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the guardsmen
Silencing the troll's cry
Oh man, look at those brave men go
It's the bestselling show
Is there life in Marali?

It's on King Galandir's tortured brow
That the Senate no longer kowtows
And his Vanguard has struck for fame
Asliendor is back again
See the dragons now pouring forth
From Aborek to the frozen north
Seems Marali is out of bounds
Filled with gapers and hellspawned hounds
But the Void is a saddening bore
For it's opened ten times or more
It's about to open again
As I ask you to focus on
Giants lurking in the back woods
Oh man, look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the guardsmen
Silencing the troll's cry
Oh man, look at those brave men go
It's the bestselling show
Is there life in Marali?